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Sunday, June 11, 2006

Dear motorcycle owners of the world...

No, not you people who drive ordinary motorcycles. I'm talking to the people who drive those bikes where they've done something to the exhaust to make it extra loud. You know, so loud that it makes your windows rattle and your teeth vibrate in your gums. And then they like to rev them for several minutes right outside your house before they take off.

Let me start again.

Dear (aforementioned) motorcycle owners of the world,

Please know that when you drive your earsplittingly loud bikes down my street and wake up my tired, sleeping baby, who then screams and cries like his poor little heart is going to break for twenty minutes... please know that there is an unassuming-looking, otherwise peace-loving woman sitting in her house hoping with all of her heart that you hit an oil slick, wipe out, and die a slow, painful death as what little brains you have ooze out onto the road.

Hmm. Maybe that sounds a little vicious. But I still mean it.



  • At 6:03 AM, Blogger Joanne said…

    You wish it on the ones by your house, and I'll wish it on the ones by mine!

  • At 6:09 PM, Blogger landismom said…

    Heh. I can see you thinking your evil thoughts now.

  • At 6:15 PM, Blogger Kelly Wolfe said…

    you said it! There's a teenager next door to us who pulls in to his driveway with music blasting at 11:30 pm. and later. This is right outside my two year old's window.

    What a cool blog. Just found it randomly! I will be checking in!


  • At 12:30 AM, Blogger ... said…

    ill will is one way to go. or you could invest in a crossbow and some camo gear.


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