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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Oh no he dint

The following excerpt is factual. Seriously.

Says the 41-year-old, childless bachelor to the overwrought single mother, "I sometimes wish I had had a child. It would have made my life much less complicated."

Says the overwrought single mother, "Wh-... you can't be...are you high?"

Epilogue: After much sputtering and sparring it is with great sadness, frustration and can-you-f#cking-believe-it-ness that I must report to you all that the childless bachelor could not be shaken of his convictions.

He is lucky I find him handsome.


  • At 1:56 PM, Blogger -blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said…

    Howdy-Doodee, buckAroos!!

  • At 11:44 PM, Blogger Mom on the Run said…

    Handsome men usually get away with such comments. Sad, but true.

  • At 3:57 PM, Blogger Tammy said…

    While there is a certain simplicity to being consistently sleep-deprived and consistently worried about EVERYTHING, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that your handsome friend may be wrong about this one.

  • At 3:05 PM, Blogger Melissa said…

    Maybe he meant that if he had a child, he would lose the complication of deciding whether to go out for a martini, kick back in front of the NBA playoffs with a beer, or jet to Las Vegas for the weekend!

    Dream on, handsome man. Dream on.


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