Oh no he dint
The following excerpt is factual. Seriously.
Says the 41-year-old, childless bachelor to the overwrought single mother, "I sometimes wish I had had a child. It would have made my life much less complicated."
Says the overwrought single mother, "Wh-... you can't be...are you high?"
Epilogue: After much sputtering and sparring it is with great sadness, frustration and can-you-f#cking-believe-it-ness that I must report to you all that the childless bachelor could not be shaken of his convictions.
He is lucky I find him handsome.
Says the 41-year-old, childless bachelor to the overwrought single mother, "I sometimes wish I had had a child. It would have made my life much less complicated."
Says the overwrought single mother, "Wh-... you can't be...are you high?"
Epilogue: After much sputtering and sparring it is with great sadness, frustration and can-you-f#cking-believe-it-ness that I must report to you all that the childless bachelor could not be shaken of his convictions.
He is lucky I find him handsome.
posted by ... @ 1:37 PM
4 Comments:
At 1:56 PM,
-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said…
Howdy-Doodee, buckAroos!!
At 11:44 PM,
Mom on the Run said…
Handsome men usually get away with such comments. Sad, but true.
At 3:57 PM,
Tammy said…
While there is a certain simplicity to being consistently sleep-deprived and consistently worried about EVERYTHING, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that your handsome friend may be wrong about this one.
At 3:05 PM,
Melissa said…
Maybe he meant that if he had a child, he would lose the complication of deciding whether to go out for a martini, kick back in front of the NBA playoffs with a beer, or jet to Las Vegas for the weekend!
Dream on, handsome man. Dream on.
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